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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary…

07 Dec

After the startling prescience of last week’s one liner, I thought I’d follow it up with;

“President elect” – Punchline to the risqué joke Mr Trump’s staff just prevented him from making, during his phone call to Taiwan.

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Posted by on December 7, 2016 in Blogging, Humour, One liner Wednesday

 

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19 responses to “One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary…

  1. Dahlia

    December 7, 2016 at 12:15

    Darn…am quite clueless in this one. Will have to read the news I guess…

     
    • dalecooper57

      December 7, 2016 at 12:24

      Try reading it in a non-pc, faux-Chinese accent…

       
      • Dahlia

        December 7, 2016 at 12:24

        Lol 😀

         
  2. willowdot21

    December 7, 2016 at 17:02

    HEHEhehehehehe……….

     
    • dalecooper57

      December 7, 2016 at 17:07

      Was that the sound of the penny dropping, for the second time?

       
      • willowdot21

        December 7, 2016 at 17:11

        possibly ………. 😉

         
    • dalecooper57

      December 7, 2016 at 17:08

      Only two of you seem especially amused by this one.
      I thought it might be one of those “Ah, just me then…” posts.

       
      • willowdot21

        December 7, 2016 at 17:11

        No point in worrying now, and it is the truth and it is funny 🙂 xx

         
      • dalecooper57

        December 7, 2016 at 18:25

        Thanks, I appreciate the support, (with a sense of humour like ours, we need it, hahaha) you are clearly a woman of some considerable discernment.

         
      • willowdot21

        December 7, 2016 at 18:40

        I am if course and sir you are obviously a man of the same!! 😊

         
  3. LindaGHill

    December 7, 2016 at 20:22

    Obviously I’m starting to understand the way you think – I got it right away. …aaaand now I’m scared. 😉 hehehe

     
  4. John W. Howell

    December 7, 2016 at 21:38

    Ewww is correct. Brilliant but ewwww.

     
    • dalecooper57

      December 7, 2016 at 21:40

      Oh good, a slow burner. ;~}

       
    • dalecooper57

      December 7, 2016 at 21:43

      So far, Rhonda is the only one who has pointed out it should really be; “Plesident elect”, (that’s after I had to explain the joke to her in the first place, mind you) but that sort of defeats the object of the joke, I think.

       
      • John W. Howell

        December 7, 2016 at 23:17

        I agree. The pronunciation would come out that way though on president. The l in elect would be an r. Have to say it was clever.

         
  5. Big D

    December 8, 2016 at 21:18

    Oh dear.

    *Thinks about it some more*

    Oh jeez. Thanks for that mental image.

     

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