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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary…

02 Nov

Some alternate definitions are strangely compatible with their original meanings. For instance; this twist on an undead gothic icon…

“Necromancer” – An amorous vampire.

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Posted by on November 2, 2016 in Guest spots., Humour, One liner Wednesday

 

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24 responses to “One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary…

  1. willowdot21

    November 2, 2016 at 07:12

    Like it , I love it!!

     
    • dalecooper57

      November 2, 2016 at 07:16

      Hahaha, not just me then.

       
      • willowdot21

        November 2, 2016 at 07:17

        No definitely not !!

         
      • dalecooper57

        November 2, 2016 at 07:21

        Phew, that’s a relief, I never know with these. ;~}

         
      • willowdot21

        November 2, 2016 at 07:24

        They brilliant!

         
      • dalecooper57

        November 2, 2016 at 07:33

        Thanks, it’s good of you to say so.

         
      • willowdot21

        November 2, 2016 at 11:57

        πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜πŸ˜˜πŸ€—

         
  2. BarbCT

    November 2, 2016 at 07:32

    Wonderful! I wish my brain worked that we’ll.

     
    • dalecooper57

      November 2, 2016 at 07:34

      Thank you, I’m glad you liked it.

       
  3. bikerchick57

    November 2, 2016 at 12:18

    Better to be an amorous vampire than a blood-thirsty one.

     
  4. Dan Antion

    November 2, 2016 at 13:04

    Perfect for this time of year!

     
    • dalecooper57

      November 2, 2016 at 13:41

      Ha, you know, that never even occurred to me.

       
  5. John W. Howell

    November 2, 2016 at 19:58

    I liked this one. (well, I like all of them)

     
    • dalecooper57

      November 2, 2016 at 20:01

      It’s odd, the ones I think are the less likely to tickle people, get some of the best reactions.
      Just goes to show….something, probably.

       
      • John W. Howell

        November 2, 2016 at 21:03

        Yeah. I think you have an advanced idea of what should crack people up and then when one with lesser qualifications does it it is confusing. Curse of genius. πŸ™‚

         
      • dalecooper57

        November 2, 2016 at 21:12

        I’ll bow to your experience in such matters, it makes as much sense as anything else.

         
      • John W. Howell

        November 2, 2016 at 21:48

        Even more since it came from me. πŸ˜€

         
  6. John Holton

    November 2, 2016 at 20:45

    Had to read this one a couple of times…

     
  7. LindaGHill

    November 3, 2016 at 03:26

    *please read in Dracula’s accent* Vot a beautiful neck you have, my dear! hehehe

     
  8. Dahlia

    November 3, 2016 at 14:33

    Brilliant! I wonder how you come up with these – love all of them πŸ˜€

     
    • dalecooper57

      November 3, 2016 at 14:54

      They honestly just pop into my head on Wednesday mornings.
      If I think about them on any other day…nothing.

       
      • Dahlia

        November 3, 2016 at 15:36

        Cool!

         

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