One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary…

12 Oct

Some new definitions could become useful as conversational shorthand; such as this accusation, levelled at tardy parental chauffeurs by their impatient teenage offspring after being kept waiting…

“Populate” – “Dad, where have you been?”


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Posted by on October 12, 2016 in Guest spots., Humour, One liner Wednesday


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14 responses to “One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary…

  1. Dahlia

    October 12, 2016 at 08:50

    Hahah – good one!

  2. Dan Antion

    October 12, 2016 at 12:56

    🙂 It took an extra second. I must be getting off to a slow start,

    • dalecooper57

      October 12, 2016 at 13:01

      That was just one that made me giggle, I wasn’t sure it would translate. ;~}

  3. LindaGHill

    October 12, 2016 at 17:05

    It could use a comma, but that’s just my inner editor talking. 😉

    • dalecooper57

      October 12, 2016 at 18:16

      What, in the word “populate”?
      I can’t think of too many words with commas IN them (Klingon, maybe)

      • LindaGHill

        October 12, 2016 at 19:28

        No, I meant the word as a phrase needs a comma. … It’s a perfectionist’s nightmare!!

      • dalecooper57

        October 12, 2016 at 19:44

        Ah, that’s the wonder of the Alternative Dictionary, the words stay the same, just the making changes. ;~}

  4. John W. Howell

    October 12, 2016 at 19:00

    Good one Dale. LOL

  5. BarbCT

    October 13, 2016 at 04:08

    Thanks for the laugh..

  6. Sue Ranscht

    October 14, 2016 at 01:02

    In their best imitation of gangsta… lol.

  7. joey

    October 18, 2016 at 00:53

    HAHAHA! Seriously, you’re going to put these in a book, yeah?

    • dalecooper57

      October 18, 2016 at 06:49

      Ha, it has never occurred to me, no.

      • joey

        October 18, 2016 at 13:04

        Well they slay me. I think all the punny people would enjoy a lil book of lolz 🙂

      • dalecooper57

        October 18, 2016 at 15:23

        Well thank you, ma’am. I think I’ll have to keep going for a long time before I have enough to fill anything but a pamphlet, but it’s certainly an idea.


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