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One liner Wednesday: Sh*t my daughter says…

18 May

1linerwedsbadgewes.jpgAudrey talks in her sleep all the time, occasionally having what sound like entire conversations; we often hear her chattering away for five or ten minutes at a time, leaving pauses for what we assume to be answers from her imaginary nocturnal companions.

But it seems as if we may have been mistaken, at least as far as Audrey’s awareness of events is concerned, anyway.

She had been mumbling away quite happily to herself, prior to waking up the other morning, when Rhonda went in to get her up for school and have a quick snuggle. Thinking that she was addressing her, Rhonda responded to one of Audrey’s questions, waking her up in the process. She looked at Rhonda without any obvious surprise and said;

“Oh, I knew I was awake, when I talk in my sleep, nobody answers.”

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5 responses to “One liner Wednesday: Sh*t my daughter says…

  1. jdawgswords

    May 18, 2016 at 12:37

    awww…that’s sweet

     
  2. joey

    May 18, 2016 at 13:26

    Hah!

     
  3. Micki Allen

    May 18, 2016 at 13:42

    Brilliant! Such a precious wee.

     
    • dalecooper57

      May 18, 2016 at 14:34

      She’s a font of slightly random wisdom, that’s for sure.

       
  4. John W. Howell

    May 18, 2016 at 20:05

    Lovely.

     

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